Scene: Cohen dinner table earlier. Son approaches father, Pokeman card in hand.
Son: Daddy, look, my friend gave me a Pokeman card at camp.
Me: Cool, I like it.
Son: I need 15 of them to play. You can buy more cards for me. They don’t cost very much. They are very, very cheap.
Me: If they don’t cost very much, then you can buy them with your allowance.
Son: But Daddy, I might not have enough money. You can buy them, they are really, really cheap.
Me: If they are really cheap, you can buy them.
Son, raising voice: But I might not have enough money!
Me: How much do they cost?
Son: I have no idea.
Curtain.
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